that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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