Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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