You work out of a Hotel?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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