They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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