i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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