he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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