idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize