I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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