Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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