check it out our google latitudes are spooning
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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