i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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