I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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