we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i think i just lost a toe
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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