at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
that may or may not have been my penis.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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