theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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