I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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