She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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