I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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