I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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