so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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