The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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