Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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