I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Panties = found
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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