Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
