I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The power of my boobs compel you
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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