do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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