Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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