That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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