She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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