Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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