You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
