Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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