in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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