Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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