So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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