ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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