she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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