i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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