I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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