I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
