Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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