Nicole vs. Life
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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