i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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