You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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