Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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