I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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