Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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