Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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