Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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