so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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