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how can u be prego again
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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