I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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