Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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