You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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