ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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